So Long…

It has been so long, and so much has happened..
So Much.
Especially this week.
I feel funny and tangled, and excited and happy and small and ridiculous.
And I hear a familiar squeak. But it is unannounced, so probably my imagination.
But I’ll investigate anyway.
A false alarm, it seems. Just the reversing tone of an annoying truck as it [...]

That thing…

You know that thing I do?
Where I ignore the world, faff aimlessly, don’t look after my body, eat everything in sight, get really annoyed at everything, and sit in front of my computer, amidst mountains of crap, wondering why I even bother getting out of bed.
Today is one of those days.
I just don’t care.
And I [...]

Battle Scar

I have unfortunately acquired the most ridiculous performance-related injury known to man.
Whilst completing the violently joyous mardi gras-inspired dance break in the finale of ‘The Little Dragon’, I happened to connect my left thumbnail with the underside of my left eyebrow (the bit NOT covered in hair).
The pain indicated that there was something wrong almost immediately, but it [...]

Sunday Morning

I just found out that I can make a farting noise with the concave space between my shoulder and my neck.
An annoying way to disturb sleeping persons.
LAST DAY!!! TWO SHOWS!!!
ahem

Visit Gwangju!

Visit Gwangju: Icicle City of Death and Incompetence.
Here, you can stay at the beautiful Regent Tourist Hotel where the hot-water boiler will only be turned on for the morning shower, and the heater will only be activated at 10 pm, even though the temperature outside is below freezing.
“Is that Snow”
“YES, that’s snow”
“Does this mean they [...]

INTERNET!!!

I just lost a long draft of a meaningful and insightful entry to the dark halls of irretrievable cyberspace.
I will leave this PC Cafe now before I throw something at the over-sized, yet under priced Windows Machine I am sitting at.
Two shows tomorrow.

Relationship Issues…

Hillary and I are not talking…
It’s a little awkward, as we occupy the same small apartment, but I have been playing with her all day, to the point that I needed to construct a hand-sock to prevent chafing.